Religious Truths:
TAOISM:
Things happens.
BUDDHISM:
If Things happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM:
This Things has happened before.
ISLAM:
If Things happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLOCISM:
Things happens because you deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM:
Let Things happen to somebody else.
JUDAISM:
Why does Things always happen to us?
TRACKERISM:
Who made this Things? When? Why here? What does it feel like? What does it smell like? What does it taste like? How does it influence its surroundings?
Rastafarism: "Let´s smoke this Things!"
Confucianism - Confucius say, "Things happens."
Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us in and we tell you why hings happen.
Pentecostalism - In Jesus' name, heal this Thing!
Hare Krishna - Things happens, Things happens,Things happens,Things happens,Things,Things...
Agnostics: You can't prove if Things happen
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Greetz,
Udo